It's about a girl judging a boy because he's a nerd (like so many of us! But that's the point: Judging people on shallow stuff is human nature, and the magic and absurdity of online dating is how immediately and directly it throws that into relief. Maybe I'm shallow for not being able to see past Jon's world title. But there's a larger point here: that judging people on shallow stuff is human nature; one person's Magic is another person's fingernail biting, or sports obsession, or verbal tic.
Every time I signed on, I was hit by a barrage of creepy messages. We started talking about normal stuff—family, work, college. And then he casually mentioned that he played , that strategic collectible card game involving wizards and spells and other detailed geekery.
"Dem gurl u so foine, iwud lik veru much for me nd u to be marry n procreate." Or "your legs do look strong." So when I saw an IM from a guy named Jon that said, "You should go out with me :)" I was relieved.
I later found out that Jon infiltrated his way into OKCupid dates with at least two other people I sort of know, including one of my co-workers. Maybe I'm an OKCupid asshole for calling it that way.
Here was a guy who had dedicated a good chunk of his life to mastering . You'll think you've found a normal bearded guy with a job, only to end up sharing goat cheese with a guy who takes you to a one-man show based on Jeffrey Dahmer's life story.
"I'm preparing for a tournament this weekend." Strike two. "I've met all my best friends through ." Strike three. Eventually I even felt a little bit bad that I didn't know shit about the game.