Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, 86, married model Crystal Harris, 26, on New Year’s Eve.Even though a fair share of people (ourselves included) have poked fun at the May-December romance, we wish the newlyweds nothing but the best.
A.'s Skid Row, he is certainly less-rich than he used to be and has two ex-wives and four children sniffing around the pile.
In his 2009 divorce paperwork he estimated his net worth at $43 million -- down from somewhere around $400 million at its peak; his Playboy stock had lost more than 80 percent of its value.
And while he owns the property that houses the famous Playboy mansion, he pays an annual rent to cover his expenses. But if reports are to be believed, no way he's marrying her for sex.
His salary, again claimed in divorce filings where -- dare we say -- some men have been known to lie, was a mere $116,667 -- barely the fortunes to keep Crystal in things like the $90,000, three-carat diamond engagement ring and Bentley he gave her as engagement gifts. After their June 2011 breakup, Harris told Howard Stern how America's Octegenarian Playboy wasn't actually seeing much bedtime action despite his silk pajamas.
Oh yes, he was also getting a mere $1,896 a month from Social Security at the time of the divorce filing. She and Hef had sex once and it “lasted like two seconds," she said, “then I was just over it." Maybe he's marrying her so others She's doing this for her career, the publicity, and it's all a charade anyway.